One-Line Bio

It took 31 years for my parents to make me this way; one blog might not be enough.

Biography

I am a 30 year old only child. I have never been married, and have no kids. Thank god! Not for me mind you, but for the poor children who would call me mom. I am pretty sure that given enough time I can blame all my faults back to my parents and probably have tried at least once at one time or another. I would consider myself quick witted and funny but again that could just all be bullshit and ego stroking from my folks.

Now days however, I am making an attempt to stop living in denial and own up to the fact that *gasp* the world does indeed NOT revolve around me. It is a lot harder than I would have ever thought, but at the same time it does have its rewards. I have put my friends, my family, and even my coworkers on notice to call me out whenever necessary.
That being said, I am not trying to change everything about me. There are times when I am totally ok with not sharing, and stomping my feet to get my way. I am just trying to make those instances less often, and more comical.

The intent of this site is to do nothing more than give me an outlet. I will not promise that it will be funny or enlightening. Hell, I will not even guarantee that it will make a difference in who I am. The only thing I will say is that it will be honest. Honest even when it makes me look like a total spoiled rotten, selfish, only child. Good or Bad it will be ALL me.

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Interests

music, kevin smith, sports, therapy, better living through chemistry, not sharing my toys, books of all kinds. my 'read' shelf: