There is NO way I could avoid posting this ...

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
The brisk days and alcohol-fueled nights of midwinter may have you thinking wistfully (or lustfully) about romantic days gone by, perhaps culminating in a phone call or e-mail to a lost love. Mercury might motivate you to attempt contact with an ex, but be sure not to overshoot your boundaries: Even a planet can't keep you from making a fool out of yourself.